diazrar:

i cant get over these pictures omg thats some rl disney bullshit right there

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pitch-nightmare-king:

Koz looked out the window. “I’m home.”

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

pitch-nightmare-king:

Koz opened his eyes. “Hm..? What?”

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pitch-nightmare-king:

Koz slowly drifted back to sleep.

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pitch-nightmare-king:

Koz held Jack close. “I love you.”

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pitch-nightmare-king:

Koz nuzzled against Jack. “Of course I want to.”

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pitch-nightmare-king:

Koz looked up from the pages. “Oh, sorry.” He said, pulling Jack into his arms.

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pitch-nightmare-king:

Koz was already back in his glasses, deep in a book.

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pitch-nightmare-king:

Koz straightened himself out before winking at Jack, sneaking out the door first.

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pitch-nightmare-king:

Koz stepped back a bit and pulled the condom off, tossing it away before pulling his pants up.

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pitch-nightmare-king:

Koz bit Jack’s earlobe. “How was it?”

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pitch-nightmare-king:

"Mile high club." He teased, nibbling Jack’s ear.

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pitch-nightmare-king:

Koz lightly kissed up Jack’s neck. “Welcome to the club~ ” he purred, slowly pulling out.

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